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[sticky post] Official Season 45 TPIR Hotties Journal

Sep. 19th, 2016 | 11:56 am
Dancing at: a Starbucks
Dancing mood: hornyhorny
Dancing to: Cheap Thrills, by Sia

Because who wants to see coldies? xD

Feminists, and those pre-empting bastards and bitches at CBS News, maybe? ^^Collapse )

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Feb. 16th, 2016 | 07:11 pm
Dancing at: my house
Dancing mood: pissed offpissed off
Dancing to: A power surge killed my jukebox.


Holy SHIT, was my day fucked up today! -_-;

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Blowing out 28 candles today...

Feb. 6th, 2016 | 06:12 pm
Dancing at: my house
Dancing mood: blahblah
Dancing to: Sonic 3/and Knuckles final boss

The man behind this journal.

I sure hope this year is as good as the last! D:

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Hey, CBS News...can we talk?

Jan. 5th, 2016 | 12:21 pm
Dancing at: a Starbucks
Dancing mood: One guess.
Dancing to: Bum fuck nothing; my jukebox's broken.

When I turn my TV onto WDBJ-7 at 11:00 A.M., I do so to watch The Price is Right, and when I turn it on at 3:00 P.M., I do so to watch Let's Make a Deal. Not your bullshit.

This is the TENTH FUCKING TIME THIS SEASON you've pre-empted either (three times in a week for the Pope alone ON THE FUCKING SEASON PREMIERE WEEK, twice for press conferences on the Paris attacks, one for the Paris attacks themselves, one for the San Bernardino attack, a miscellaneous press conference, that Los Angeles school shutdown bullshit, and now Obama's executive order on gun control), and I'm getting goddamn motherfucking SICK OF IT!!! PLEASE back off. If I wanted to watch your bullshit, I'd tune my TV to DBJ at 6:30 P.M.!

I gave you such high marks last season for refusing to pre-empt when NBC and ABC did, but all you're doing this season is showing me that I shouldn't have done that. All you're showing me is that you're still just as fucked up as you were in 1986 when 60 Minutes manufactured a crisis involving the Audi 5000 out of thin air! All you're showing me is that your claim to "original reporting" is fucking bullshit, and that your "more real news" is faker than Kim Kardashian's ass!!!

And furthermore, all you're doing is continuing to prove why people call it the "lamestream media", why you STILL haven't gotten back all that relevance you lost when Walter Cronkite left, and why, if CBS were up to me, I'd just eliminate CBS News altogether and let WDBJ-7 run their 6:00 news for an hour, move Live with Kelly and Michael to 7:00 A.M., and put on more game shows in the newly-opened timeslots! (...Of course, if CBS were up to me, I'd first be giving GSN back the rerun rights to The Price is Right that it lost 15 years ago sometime this year! xD)

Fucking stop it. Ò_Ó

EDIT: Found this on CBS News's Facebook:
I don't know if that Randy West is indeed the same Randy West who announced for TPIR (and probably lost an episode to Saddam Hussein's capture, and maybe the episode of Press Your Luck he was a contestant on to some attack somewhere in Uncle Ronnie's equally fucked-up Presidency), but this was still too funny for me to not comment on! xD

THANK YOU, ALL THESE PEOPLE! Everyone on Facebook thumbs-up Eric Colón, Ted Talevski, and Jacqueline Margas (as well as Cassie Strong from the previous pic, even though I haven't watched soaps in 15 years!) right now! I don't CARE that Ted is spewing bullshit that would make me block him in a heartbeat if he commented here. And thumbs-DOWN Warren Micklon; he's an idiot.

Ted has also bitched on CBS News's Twitter.

And while you're at it, use this to bitch at CBS, too!

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Open notice to all Muslims in the world:

Nov. 16th, 2015 | 12:34 pm
Dancing at: a Starbucks
Dancing mood: pissed offpissed off
Dancing to: Yellow Flicker Beat, by Lorde

Terrorism ain't cool.

So fucking stop it.

This is the SECOND TIME THIS YEAR that people following your religion have attacked Paris!

You kinda sorta had an excuse the first time (potshot at you that Charlie Hebdo took). But it wasn't a very good one, IMHO, and as far as I know, you have none this time!

This on top of all the other stupid bullshit that's happened in the world since 9-11! Obviously, you guys aren't doing a very good job keeping your members in check!

Well, if you want me to have any sort of respect for you, or give you any sort of courtesy, you'd better start doing a good job. <^>(Ò_Ó)<^>

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Real women don't buy pink.

Oct. 22nd, 2015 | 11:00 am
Dancing at: my house
Dancing mood: blahblah
Dancing to: Misty Menace

Happy 28th birthday to mistressmandoli! However, I don't think this will make a good belated birthday present! D:


Strip Captioning:
  • (In a Smith and Wesson gun retailer...)

  • Woman: Hi, Ella! Would you like to buy our special pink handgun to support the fight against breast cancer?

  • (camera zooms out to show Ella, in a black leather vest instead of her usual jacket, flexing her muscles in front of a 1973-1987 "rounded line" Chevy C/K Silverado (likely 1981-1987, given how the "Silverado" lettering looks))

  • Ella: Bitch, do I seriously look like the kind of woman who'd buy pink ANYTHING!?!

  • (Inexplicably, the "©2015 by Alex St. Clair" marker is in BMW's colors! D:)

Yes, Smith and Wesson has seriously done this! D: So have many other companies, including Glock, but the format of this comic strip required me to take a side. I could only lampoon one. Sorry! >_<;
There comes a point where we can seemingly define the sincerity of companies attempting to fund breast cancer research and some simply trying to bank off a serious disease. When Susan G. Komen and Avon commit to holding a charity event, you almost feel compelled to trust them because they've given millions upon millions of dollars in efforts to find cures. But when we begin seeing pink handguns, we question how we've drifted from sincerity to shallow consumerism. I've frequently seen teenagers walk around with thick bracelets proclaiming "I LOVE BOOBIES. KEEP A BREAST." Do they wear them because they believe in stopping breast cancer, or do they just love having something as provocative as "BOOBIES" on their wrist? The same can go for those brazen "Cancer Sucks" t-shirts. Why?

-Steve Pulaski's review of Pink Ribbons, Inc. on the IMDB (emphasis mine)

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Your car fucking sucks!

Oct. 15th, 2015 | 11:00 am
Dancing at: my house
Dancing mood: blahblah
Dancing to: Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves, by Cher


Another "fuck the breast cancer lobby" cartoon, now with 75% more potshots at WDBJ-7 and rednecks! ^^

Strip Captioning:
  • Fat Blonde Woman: So, Linda, have you finally figured out what's wrong with my car?

  • Linda: Uh-huh.

    (camera swivels around to the other side of the car to show bumper stickers saying "I <3 Ferguson Police", a Confederate flag, a "WDBJ-7 Strong" ribbon in that station's colors, and a "Save the Ta-Ta's" sticker with a pink ribbon on it) It's karma bein' a bitch! (flips the woman the bird)

Oh, and thank you, CBS News, for not pre-empting today's TPIR episode for Barack Obama's incredibly fucktarded speech on our troops in Afghanistan, when NBC and ABC News did with their shit. But it's gonna take more than that to get me to forgive you for wrecking the season premiere week over Pope Francis! <^>(Ò_Ó)<^>

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Another Inconvenient Truth (and why I'm not watching Let's Make a Deal on October 9th)

Oct. 9th, 2015 | 03:00 pm
Dancing at: my house
Dancing mood: pissed offpissed off
Dancing to: Enter Sandman, by Metallica


Strip Captioning:
  • The REAL danger of breast cancer...

  • (A blonde-haired "pretty boy" in Shaggy's clothes feels his nipples.)

  • Blonde Guy: (FUCK!!! I feel a lump in my chest! NOW what do I do!?!)

  • (He goes to a cancer center, and sees signs saying "BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH!!!", "Free AVON scents!", "FREE PURSE with every screen", a pink purse, "COMPLIMENTARY SHOPPING TRIPS!", "And OTHER overly feminine bullshit!")

  • Blonde Guy: (crying) (Well, I guess I die from it, then...)

It doesn't happen all that often, but once in a blue moon, a man will get breast cancer. You ought to know this if you've read this journal enough and/or are a Price is Right fan, as one of my heroes, Rod Roddy, whose death we're coming up on the 12th anniversary of in 19 days, had breast cancer!

Unfortunately, whether by accident or by design, every breast cancer campaign out there (that I've seen...) is catered exclusively to women, and catered in such a way that would make most sane feminists cringe, preying on stereotypes of women from TV shows in the 1950's (I myself was brought up on the "real women don't wear pink" mentality)...and possibly feeding the "perpetual victimhood" mentality that INsane feminists like Anita Sarkeesian want women to live in!

And since we still live in a society where it's seen as uncool for men to wear pink, and where many heterosexual men (or those still in the closet) still fear their lives could be ruined by rumors they're gay, the "pink parade" of the breast cancer lobby often presents a strong chilling effect against men getting the help that they might need. Combine that with the tendency of men in general to not want to get help when they need it, and you have some MAJOR shit hitting the fan!

It's pretty sad, and the sadder part is that the breast cancer lobby has had about three decades to correct this error, and they don't do it! Why? -_-;

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Jesus H. Christ...they STILL play this incredibly fucked-up game!?!

Oct. 8th, 2015 | 12:45 pm
Dancing at: my house
Dancing mood: bitchybitchy
Dancing to: Jump, by Van Halen

The Price is Right seriously needs to retire Ten Chances. Now! -_-;

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And now, today's burning question:

Oct. 5th, 2015 | 12:19 pm
Dancing at: a Starbucks
Dancing mood: blahblah
Dancing to: Don't You Forget About Me, by Simple Minds


...Was the cartoonist thinking of the Rape Clock™ when he wrote that?

Because, good heavens, just look at the time! D:

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